partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful

(via itschickadee)

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(via itschickadee)

sluttyoliveoil:

"i will assign you to a partner for this project"

image

(via itschickadee)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.  

(via itschickadee)

daisyfairy:

fall out “we make dark as fuck videos for our happiest songs” boy

(via d-e-s-c-e-n-d-ing)

clater:

i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin

(via itschickadee)

loubangsharry:

teatattoo:

tumblr is the only area of the 1d fandom where louis is really adored the way he deserves so excuse us if you think we take it too far but i don’t think we take it far enough

amen

(Source: amlour, via onedirectionersfanfics)

cassbones:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

why can’t I just be shirtless?: a tale of social injustice

(via somethingissomethingelse)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via br4h)


there is a banana in his republic

flashbulbs-purple-irises:

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

somehow tumblr always has the best compliments

(Source: blank, via itschickadee)