team-fieryspirit:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

frick the rules if you’re 6 feet tall you can still drive this fricker don’t let society hold you down

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(Source: daruis, via yelled)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via trust)

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via br4h)

Anonymous said: Can you recommend me any hair products cause your hair is hella rad

Then I was like:

spoken-not-written:

if you’re gonna use hairspray (you kinda need hair like mine) use Shockwave. and i recommend vo5 clay stuff for styling it.

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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via trust)

miss-cath:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan 

Someone needs to make dramatic reading from that

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via trust)

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

image

(via yelled)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via trust)

jonathan:

if your facebook says you go to tumblr university the chances are I hate you

(via trust)

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

(Source: pitiful, via kanyewesticle)