u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

(via trust)

cuntslike-you:

this is true love
  • Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster

ladygolem:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

ditched

(via yelled)

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via trust)

asian:

do girls check out guy’s butts because i have a nice butt tbh

(via trust)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via trust)

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

kosherqueer:

i’m actually a very chill person IRL like sometimes i only cry maybe once, twice a day

(via khaleesi-lyss)

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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(via yelled)

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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(via trust)

team-fieryspirit:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

frick the rules if you’re 6 feet tall you can still drive this fricker don’t let society hold you down

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via yelled)