when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.