mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via h0spital4s0uls)

heavensairwaves:

heavensairwaves:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM 

AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE

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NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE

YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

(via br4h)

oops:

i did it again

(Source: maliciousmelons, via trust)

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(Source: purplefridge, via trust)

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

(Source: queenbradbury, via trust)

surprisebitch:

"would you like a glass of champagne?"

me:

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(Source: surprisebitch, via everything-fuckable)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via itschickadee)

deanwinchestire:

I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING

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slide to the right

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slide to the left

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take it back now y’all

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CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

(via itschickadee)

  • Bae: Come over.
  • Me: Can’t, I’m in the ball pit.
  • Bae: My parents aren't here.
  • Me: I literally just got an extra hour.

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

(Source: pokemoneggs, via itschickadee)

angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

(Source: putridflesh, via stocked)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via crrocs)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via stocked)