imperfectallies:

BRB.
CURRENTLY DYING FROM LAUGHTER.

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via trust)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via itschickadee)

  • person: i hate cats
  • me: what the fuck

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

(Source: smackable, via trust)

kindahorny:

there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like 

image

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(Source: lamapalooza, via trust)

frozenteen:

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot

(Source: pinnacle, via trust)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via trust)

railroadsoftware:

friday the 13th… on 2013… of the 13th month.

(via yelled)

unfreezes:

There are two ways to argue with a woman… neither works.

(via trust)

thewolfmang:

- La Dispute