flewor:

when she texts first
vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

stayinsclitude:

drythroats:

Ass ‘n titties. Butt ‘n kitties.

rebloggin for the caption

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

(via spoken-not-written)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via h0spital4s0uls)

heavensairwaves:

heavensairwaves:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM 

AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE

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NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE

YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

(via br4h)

oops:

i did it again

(via trust)

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(via trust)

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

(Source: queenbradbury, via trust)

surprisebitch:

"would you like a glass of champagne?"

me:

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(Source: surprisebitch, via everything-fuckable)