oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
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imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Why don’t we do this
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*shoves 10 Olive Garden breadsticks in my vagina*
Maybe you could actually get some dick if we went to a real Italian restaurant.
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it would be cool if i didn’t fuck up everything
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How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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petition for you to not
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
you know who’s cute? you
you’re cute
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imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
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can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
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WHO WAS THE IDIOT WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL ASTRONOMERS “SKYENTISTS”
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