ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via trust)

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

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kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

(via crrocs)

xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

(Source: j5h, via trust)

legfruit:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

(via br4h)

of-leather-wings:

nevermore-he-said:

of-leather-wings:

Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid 

are you Australian

yes

(Source: daedriac, via crrocs)

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

(Source: itssexualhour, via shitforbrains)

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

image

(Source: skate-high, via trust)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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