• Bae: Come over.
  • Me: Can’t, I’m in the ball pit.
  • Bae: My parents aren't here.
  • Me: I literally just got an extra hour.

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

(Source: pokemoneggs, via itschickadee)

angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

(Source: portuguesemom, via stocked)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via crrocs)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via stocked)

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

(via itschickadee)

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge, via sorryaboutyourirony)

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via sorryaboutyourirony)

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

(via sorryaboutyourirony)

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

(via crrocs)

quietcharms:

featherandarrow:

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

the universe is just so unebelieveably awesome